“Something Wilder” · Season 5
In this episode: Jen Lindley (3), Pacey Witter (2), Joey Potter (1), Audrey Liddell (1)
If that's what the people want, if they want me to be nasty and sarcastic, I can do that. I just need something that's gonna take me there. Pacey, say something disgusting.
Sure, would you prefer sexist or just downright vulgar? [Jen's cell phone rings]
Hold that thought. [Answers her phone] Hello. [in a sweet, childish voice] Hello, my little pumpkin.
Oh, you are so fired.
If you had a relationship question, wouldn't you rather talk to somebody who was in a healthy, loving relationship?
Hell no! I always prefer to get my advice from people who are far more dysfunctional than I am; that way I feel good about my life.
This is Jen Lindley, and I'm here to answer any questions that you may have concerning matters of the heart... or the groin.
OK, my question of the day is this: Why do guys do anything to get your phone number, but once they have it, never use it properly? I mean, why do they only use it for a booty call? Oh, and footnote: where does the term "booty call" come from? I mean, if "booty" means "sex", why don't people ever say: "let's go have booty"?
It is painfully obvious that the only reason you don't like his book is because you think it's affecting your mojo with the ladies.
Well, that shows how little you know me. I have no mojo to speak of.
I think you have a little.
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