That's right! Prepare to meet thy doom at the hands of the... [throws arm around Quackerjack] the TWO most dangerous criminals ever! Together!
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[transformed by Morgana] Ha! I'm back! It'll take more than two treacherous transgressors to taint the track record of Darkwiiiiing... Yak?!
Serving the public getting you down? Tired of staring at the station house walls? Then engage in life-threatening combat with Bushroot and The Liquidator!
Yo, hot dogs, get your hot dogs!
RCRandom Citizens
Aahh! A dinosaur!
Maybe burgers would sell better.
Loved and adored for years in Europe! Now available in our own country! Beanstalk!
Fe fi fo fumǃ I am the terror that flaps in the nightǃ I am- [a lightpost collapses on his head] ...Stegmutt.
I thought I was Stegmuttǃ
Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a dinosaur!
Oh, I hope he's not a plant-eater!
[Darkwing is fighting Liquidator and Bushroot]
I got your change, Darkwing. I'm sorry, are you busy?
Busy? No, no. I'm only standing here with Liquidator and Bushroot, the most dangerous criminals ever, and we're playing 'Let's Pretend'!
Oh boy! I love 'Let's Pretend'!
Yeah! Let's pretend! Let's pretend he's on fire!
Yeah! Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!
Nice try, Greensleeves-
[grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed say it's time for us to get out of here!
[A giant beanstalk falls on Darkwing]]
[from beneath it] This is the second most painful moment of my life.
What was the first most painful?
"Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!"
Is it Negaduck, or is it Darkwing Duck? SHUSH won't be able to tell the difference!
Bushrootː What will you do if Darkwing Duck shows up?
[There is the sound of guns being drawn; the foursome yelp and hit the ground as a massive hole is blown in the wall behind them]
Negaduckː Something like that. But worse.
J. Gander Hooterː Four of your very own archenemies have joined forces - an unusual phenomenon, indeed.
Four, eight, 326, ha! Numbers don't scare me. Once I catch up to those confounded criminals, their conniving conspiracy will be kaput.
I'm sorry, DW. I know where I left my keys in here somewhere-
JGJ. Gander Hooter
Darkwing?
Negaduck! So you're behind all of this!
JGJ. Gander Hooter
Who-what-eh... two Darkwings?!
DNDarkwing and Negaduck
[in unison] Don't you believe it, J. Gander?! This fiend is my archnemesis, Negaduck! ...Oh no, you don't! You're the lecherous liar known as Negaduck! ...I beg to differ! You're the erroneous executor of evil known as Negaduck! ...OOH! Would you cut that out?!
SBDr. Sarah Bellum
[cheerfully, bringing massive gun to bear] Well, I guess we'll just have to kill them both!
Doctor Bellum!
BDr. Bellum
Just kidding.
Stegmutt!
Gosalyn!
Morgana?
Dark.
Hi!
Morgana, what are you doing here?
Aren't you glad to see me?
Uh, well... I... yesss, technically...
Oh no. It's too dangerous. I'll leave.
Are these yours?
Good show! What do you think, Wingy?
Ah-
Three of us can attack from the front while the other two subversively infiltrate disguised as singing monks. Then, at the appointed hour, Morgana, Stegmutt, and I leap out of the cake, taking the villains by surprise while the others contact the president and get network clearance for our exclusive heroic TV interview with Tom Lockjaw!
TLTom Lockjaw
Hi!
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