Darkwing Duck · Season 1
Negaduckː At the bridge, I planted a tiny crumb of bread from our questionable room service. It should lead Darkwing Duck here right about... now.
[He opens the door, tripping Darkwing as the latter enters]
Aaah! [From the ground] You thought I'd never find you...!
Negaduckː I see you found the crumb. I knew you wouldn't notice the enormous flag.
Hey, Hal. What? What is it? Somebody fell into Devil's Gorge and has a compound fracture of the lower mandible? Well, it's not my fault I can't understand you. Maybe if you had a mouth.
Triumph now with the Liquidator!
[on Morgana] Some witch. Doesn't do a bad daisy, though.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not a dinosaur! This is my real nose and glasses, honest!
[gasps] You're a villian!
[mock-gasps] You're a genius.
Troops, attack!
Eat volts, transistor brain!
My gizmos are akimbo!
Dad, you're OK!
No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. [sobbing] I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud-motherin' jackanape.
Aw, c'mon. You're not a slug!
Out of my way, you weed!
Who are you calling a weed, plughead?
You, you dandelion!
I'll plug your head in a socket!
Oh, give me just a tiny break!
[He kicks the door open to find out what all the fighting is about, startling the rest of the Fearsome Five.]
[gasp] Negaduck!
I'm trying to have a little fun. [shouting] IS THERE A PROBLEM OUT HERE?!
[pointing at Liquidator] Well, he keeps shorting out the power company!
[to Megavolt] That's false advertising!
[lifting Quackerjack up with a plant arm] His toys are trampling all my plants!
[off-screen, to Bushroot] Are not! Are not!
[Negaduck covers his ears before pulling out a chainsaw and divides the model of St. Canard in four while scaring off his lackeys in the process.]
There you go, kids. One empire, four parts. One for each of you. You run it, you do everything!
Gee, how generous. [via Mr. Banana Brain] But what about you?
I get... the loot.
What!?! Why?
Because I said.
[He points his chainsaw at them.]
Oh.
Yeah, that makes sense.
You put it that way.
[Negaduck leaves the room while glaring at his minions.]
[in an old lady's voice] Flowers for Negaduck.
I hate flowers.
Did I say flowers? I meant skulls! [He licks his lips in delight] Skulls for Negaduck!
I'll be right there. This had better be good....
Did I say skulls? I meant...ANVIL! [slingshots massive anvil through door, into Negaduck] Aw. I dented my anvil. Yep yep yep, ah. The perfect disguise.
Well Negaduck can't take all the money, while we do all the work. [via Mr. Banana Brain] It's unfair!
I like to fry his feathers.
Hey! Why don't we?
Let's kill Negaduck!
You thought he was me? You were going to kill... ME!?!?!
No! No! We know it was Darkwing!
But we were just testing, see?
Uh. Did we already kill Darkwing Duck?
Aah! The ghost of Darkwing Duck!
He's back!
Just... GET HIM NOW!
Now it's time to say goodbye to all our company!
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