AAAAAHHHH! Do not add water!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
That's it! We'll all go on a big date!
You got bitten by a radioactive spider as big as me and you didn't even stop to put disinfectant on it?! No fair! You woulda had me in the emergency room faster than you can say rabies!
I am... ARACHNODUCK! [wiggles eyebrows] You heard right. Arachno. Duck.
[to his sixth arm] Number Six!
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the papercut that ruins your morning. [appears, with Gosalyn and Honker next to him] I am-
SSecretary
Lemme guess, you're Daycare Duck.
[whispers] Gosalyn, Honker, I told you NEVER follow me to work!
There was nothing good on TV.
[pushing them aside] Heh, heh. Just impressionable rollerskaters I rescued from a burning... sidewalk.
[shakes Stegmutt's hand] Gosalyn Mallard, martian hunter, freelance.
[Stegmutt, carrying a giant stolen electromagnet, barely comes to a stop in front of a red light]
Phew, I almost broke the law!
Excuse me, bizarre-looking alien monstrosity...
Ugh! Why do the weird ones always fall for me?
Maybe it's the mask...
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the number 90 sunblock that will stop your burn! I am... warm beyond belief.
YEEEEEES! [realizes people are staring at him] We have noooo... bananas...
[irritatedly humming 'Rock-a-Bye Baby' while fluffing Tuskernini's pillow]
Dad, are you okay? What are you doing?
The judge wants to reform Tuskernini, so I'm going to reform him...[pulls lever]...into a pancake. [piano falls on bed]
Oh, so we can adopt you after the judge throws you in prison! Unless of course he gives you the chair.
...maybe we should wait 'til he tries something. After all, I've got him right under my bill where I can keep my eye on him. He thinks I'm just some dimwitted fool-Ha!-but as Drake Mallard, I've got the perfect cover!
[A wrecking ball crashes him through the door.]
[slurring] By the way, I booby-trapped the door.
[appears in red smoke instead of his trademark blue] I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the checkwriter in the cash-only line! I am... obviously all out of my trademark blue smoke.
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