Not now, honey, Daddy's talking on Mr. Phone!
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We'll be blown to bits!
No, honey. We'll probably be smothered before that happens.
Tell you what: you help me take over this planet, and I'll let you breathe.
This good luck horseshoe should do the trick! Up, up, and away!
Well, howdy, cowboy!
Howdy yourself, you pony pilferer! Now cease and desist at once, or you'll be really, really sorry.
I'm already sorry. Sorry I won't be around to see you go... SPLAT!
Splat?
The new Gizmo-doll is defective. It has a screw loose.
[aside to camera] And that surprises him?
It's supposed to fly and say 'beware evildoers', but instead it wets and says 'mama' .
I am the terror that flaps in the night!
Oh, no, not him again. [prepares himself]
[appears behind Megavolt] I am Darkwing-Superpowered Superhero-Duck!
[sarcastically] Aww, too bad. I thought you were Travelling Hardware Store.
[Darkwing looks at the audience in annoyance, breaking the fourth wall.]
We don't have a secret hideout! Why can't we go to your secret hideout?
Bushroot, if I let you go to my secret hideout, it wouldn't be a SECRET hideout anymore!
Quick, LP, create a diversion!
How about dying from exhaustion?
No, that's too subtle...
Great. I leave for five minutes, and Gosalyn's rewired the whole house!
In the Negaverse, there's never been a Darkwing Duck to guard the city...[swallows] or a Drake Mallard to be a father. [hugs Negaverse-Gosalyn] For you, Gosalyn... I'll stay.
Let's get luminous!
MBMegavolt, Bushroot, Liquidator, and Quackerjack
We are the terrors that flap in the night! We are the soap that's cleaning up this town! We are... Darkwing's Ducks!
BBinky
Now, Honker, dear... you run along and do some life-altering damage to those nice men who hurt Mommy.
BFBud Flud
The problem is, bad tasting molecules that have been around since dinosaur days have worked their way to the regular water molecules of [clears his throat] most of my competitors. Ooh, I wouldn't wanna drink those! And with Bud Flud's Sparkling Crystal Pure Flud Water, I'll never have to.
[About the heat wave] It's hotter than a monkey's uncle!
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