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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Danny, Sam and Tucker finally defeated Freakshow and Jack, Maddie and Mr. and Mrs. Manson are proud]

Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!

I'm just happy you're all safe.

MMr. Manson

They're more than safe, they're heroes.

We're so proud of you!

[cut to Sam's house]

AAll

[yelling] But you're all still grounded!

SSSam's Grandmother

Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!

[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.

At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.

So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?

[cut to Lancer still locked in the janitor's closet]

Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!

JJanitor

[Comes in] See you Monday.

[the janitor leaves and closes the door behind him and Mr. Lancer continues to pound on the door]

Good job beating the big cow, Danny.

Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".

I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.

DTDanny and Tucker

Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?

[Sam just saved Danny from Terminatra using the Spector Deflector and is helping him out of a fountain.]

Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place.

[the Spector Deflector glows and zaps Danny. He screams and falls back in the fountain.]

Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!

Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]

Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!

[Jack sees Danny kissing Sam.]

[whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.

[blushes] Yeah, I know.

[to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?

Uh...I'm Paulina?

Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina.

[Sam smiles]

Thousands of meteors will be visible in the skies of Amity Park this Friday. People tend to wish upon these falling stars without realizing that at the speeds they're falling, [dramatically] they could drill through your tiny skulls like they were wet toilet paper!

Danny, use your ghost ray! You can fire a ghost ray out of your hand!

[concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]

Phew, what is that smell?

This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.

Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.

[from outside the hospital] Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.

[from inside the hospital] Let me go!

Still, technically not a cry for help.

HELP!

Well, not a cry for me.

[desperately] TUCKER!

Ah, dang...

Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!

[silence as Danny looks around and finds no one]

That's a yes!

[after the ghost pirates steal the ghost shield generator]

YYoungblood

Fall back, me hearties. We got da...got da...What's the word?

PParrot

Booty.

YYoungblood

Ha, you said booty! [laughs]

[The ghost pirates have kidnapped adults all over Amity Park personally]

Hey, they got my parents!

Mine too!

Cool! Party at Dash's house!

Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

[using a megaphone] Listen up, people! If you want your parents back, you're gonna have to follow my lead.

Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?

[sarcastic] You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear. [Dash looks away slightly, doesn't respond] No takers? Alright then, [raises right arm and fist] who's with me?

[All other students cheer]

[fighting ghost pirates back-to-back with Danny] You're one brave geek, Fenton. When I'm wailing on you tomorrow, I'll be wailing on a hero. But I will be wailing on you.

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