[trapped in a spectral neutralizer] Let me go!
Why? So you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to control your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for over 20 years. [Makes a shield] I have experience, my child. And the money and power from using my abilities for personal gain, you see. [Two clones appear on either side of him] I could train you, teach you everything I know. [The clones disappear] And all you'd have to do is renounce your idiot father.
Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop. That is never going to happen.
Yes, well once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you feel.
[Vlad Plasmius phases up invisibly from the floor behind Jack and overshadows him, turning his eyes red.]
[overshadowing Jack] So, what do you say we liven up this shindig?
[Jack (controlled by Vlad) picks up Harriet and throws her, causing her to crash into the punch bowl table. Maddie runs up behind Jack.]
Jack, what's the matter with you?!
[turns around] Why Maddie, didn't you always know I'd turn on you? That when you chose me you chose wrong? [reaches hands out angrily above Maddie]
[trying to regain control] Get out. Get out of me!
[Harriet walks up behind Jack while he struggles with Vlad for control of his body.]
HHarriet
I don't know what's come over you, but when I write about this I swear--
[clutches Maddie] Ghost... overpowering me... Maddie, run. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
[Jack floats high above the dance floor as Vlad takes over him again. Several party guests run away screaming.]
HHarriet
He's a ghost? This is the story of the century!
[dragging Harriet away from the scene] Come on! We have to get to the Fenton Family Ghost Assault Vehicle! [worriedly] I mean, the RV!
[overshadowing Jack] If you live to tell the tale, remember that big, fat [hits man] Jack Fenton did this to you!
[off-screen] Guess again, cheesehead.
[Danny flies in, turns intangible, and flies through Jack's body, knocking a screaming Vlad out of Jack and phasing them both through a wall. Meanwhile, Jack falls to the floor.]
Nobody uses Jack Fenton as a human meat puppet!
[Vlad's trying to convince Danny to join his side.]
Forget it, man. Your money can't buy my mom, it can't buy the Packers, and it's not going to buy me!
[while welcoming Danny to prison] I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and, if necessary, your executioner.
Uh, you said executioner three times.
I like that part of the job.
Is it always so cold in here?
Of course. I find that cold temperatures keep the mind icy sharp! And don't you worry about the mess of an office, either. Stuff happens. No biggie. Right, Jasmine?
It's Jazz. My friends call me Jazz.
Well, your brother calls you "fink"!
Danny, I'm just trying to help. C'mon, we used to talk all the time.
Yeah, when I was eight and you weren't a fink!
[shivers] I can't believe my stupid sister convinced Lancer to make this my punishment. And can we turn up the heat in here? I can see my own breath!
Wow, you do complain a lot. Well, your sister did say you could be a bit of a baby...
Sweetie, it's not your fault she thinks you're a loser.
Wait, Jazz called me a loser, too?
Hey, those are her issues. I'm not saying you're a loser, Danny. I think you're a great kid! [puts her hands on his shoulders]
Then why do I feel so miserable?
You know what I think? You might be a mess, but mess is just the beginning of message! Now go out there and be a better you!
I can't believe Jazz told Spectra that she thinks I'm a loser.
Are you sure Jazz said that? That doesn't sound like Jazz to me.
Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?
[sarcastically] Wow, you are the smart one!
[to Sam and Tucker, after seeing Danny transform into a ghost] Did you see that?! Tell me I didn't see what I saw!
It's not what you think, Jazz!
[shoves Tucker's ice cream into his mouth] Of course it's not what you think. Ghosts aren't real! Jazz, you sound like your father.
BBertrand
After we've destroyed everything, you up for a cappuccino?
Oooh, that's a marvellous idea.
[Bertrand gets blasted by Danny]
I figured it out, finally. You feed on misery, don't you?
I'm sorry. Can I help you?
No, I'm sure you can't. You can't help anyone except yourself.
[Spectra advances towards Danny but he flies out of the way and floats behind her]
You find out one thing that a kid's most afraid of- their future, their looks, their confidence...and you pick at it and pick at it while your snippy little ghost assistant feeds on it.
Very good. But I'm afraid you missed a few details.
