Danny Phantom quotes

Danny

Let go of me!

Why would I do that? Your doubts, your misery, it's delicious! And the best part is, after that silly speech is over, and the last domino falls, and the sparklers vaporize the speaker, we'll leave you here to take the blame! And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be sure it was all your fault!

Danny

Man, I'm so tired of you dumping on me, and I'm so tired of dumping on myself. Jazz never did that, even when I was mad at her, and I won't let her DOWN!

Dash

[chasing after Danny angrily down the hallway] That’s it, Fenton, RUN! But I’m taking this "D" I got on our spelling test out of your hide!

[grabs the cafeteria lady in his mouth, causing her to scream]

Danny

[nervous] Nice pooch, easy. That lady isn't edible. And neither is anything she cooks!

[drops her and looks at Danny happily]

Danny

And neither am I! [goes intangible just before the Ghost Dog phases them both through the wall]

[glares before pulling out a tray of food covered in green goo] It's still good! Who wants seconds?

Sam

[to Danny] You're not much of a dog catcher.

Danny

Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in? [Sam stares] See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In." [Sam continues staring] I'll be right back. [dives under the table]

Sam

Bring some new jokes!

Danny

Sam, hide!

Sam

No time! [pushes Danny into the bushes]

Valerie

No escaping me now, ghost boy! [sees Danny and Sam kissing]

Sam

[shrieks] Do you mind?!

Valerie

Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. [flies off]

Sam

That sounded like Valerie. [looks at Danny, who is smiling] Uh, Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?

Danny

[nervously] No! Why? Did you?

Tucker

Wait! You guys kissed?

No! It was a fake-out make-out!

Tucker

But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?

Danny

[about Tucker liking Valerie] Two-hundred seventy-nine girls in our school, and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.

Danny

I don't get it Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly she's the biggest thing since mp3s! It's so...

Sam

[annoyed] Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubble gum is preventing true musical artists from being heard all from now and Bananas!?

Danny

I was gonna say weird or crazy, but this is so...

Tucker

Ember's not just about music. She is an expression of my unique individuality.

Sam

[sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're one of a kind. Every single one of you.

[through megaphone; to Ember] Attention, freakishly dressed teen idol, I order you to cease and desist!

Ember

Desist this, Grandpa! [sets the dial on her guitar to the hypnosis setting and strums it, making all the high school students under her command and turn on Mr. Lancer]

Pride and Prejudice!

Danny

[shocked] Ember's the ghost?!

Danny

[annoyed at Sam] I still don't see why we're not affected by Ember's music.

Sam

[to Danny] Maybe because of your ghost powers and my...

Danny

[to Sam] Individuality or smart intelligence?

Sam

[to Danny] I was gonna say utter distaste for anything popular but, okay. [she blushes] You really think I'm smart?

Danny

[sees Tucker wearing an Ember wig] Tucker, you're starting to scare me. And I fight ghosts!

Tucker

It's an Ember thing. You wouldn't understand it.

Sam

Uh, you do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension.

Tucker

Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.

Danny

You know, he has a point.

Danny

Are you okay, Sam?

Sam

[snaps out of it and blushes; nervously] Oh... It's just really nice up here, that's all. Flying's nice. [Danny realizes what Sam is talking about and blushes. They suddenly hit a cardboard cutout of Ember and fall] Falling stinks.

Danny

[to Ember] Hey, do you take requests? How 'bout "Beat It"!

Ember

How 'bout I just lay you down a few power chords instead, dipstick.

Ember

Aww, teen love. They say it never lasts, but nothing distracts teenagers more than hormones. And I need to keep you busy for the next eight hours. [sets the dial on her guitar to the love setting] I have more than just music for you. Now that they're chanting my name, my music can affect you! [strums] How 'bout a love song?!

Sam

Wait. I know that look. That's that same longing, puppy dog stare you give Paulina.

Danny

Who's Paulina?

Sam

That's a pleasant side effect.

Danny

She's too strong. If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. [Cut to the crowd pumping their hands in the air. Pan across it to the right; Off-screen.] Something horrible that will break the spell [Close-up on Danny, looking back.] Like... [Cut to Danny. Pan left as he turns back to Sam and Tucker backstage.] Sam kissing Dash! [Cut to Tucker with his dreamy smile. Zoom in on him. Cut to Danny. He’s smirking and holding a microphone.] Or worse. [Zoom out as Danny prepares to chuck the microphone.] Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing! [chucks it]

Tucker

[his arms are out as he catches it. He holds it, unsure.] Wait, you want me to sing? You said I stink!

Danny

Oh, uh, [laughs and shrugs] I-I was kidding! [points his fingers] You rock! [lifts his arms] You rock out loud!

Tucker

You got that [zoom out as he holds out the microphone] right!