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Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 4

Mechanic Mike, Dan and others in “The Mechanic”

Mechanic Mike

You know, Dan, you put up your car, you won the fight. Technically you could have owned this shop.

Dan

Keep it. What would I do with a mechanical shop? Besides, crushing Elise was reward enough.

Elise

You got lucky! You littl-!

Chris

Whoa, whoa! All's well that ends well, right?

Mechanic Mike

And trust me, better to get out before you get hooked. Thank you, Dan. You saved my business.

Dan

You don't have to thank me, Mechanic Mike. But you DO have to fix my car whenever it breaks, and never charge me a penny.

[Chris, Elise, and Mechanic Mike walk away after Dan drives off]

Mechanic Mike

Huh. Guess I forgot to- [Dan's car explodes] Yeah, that's the thromdibulator.

Dan

[yelling] MECHANIC!

[Mechanic Mike throws the thromdibular to the ground as he, Elise, and Chris walk away while Dan's car is caught on fire as the episode ends]

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