Mechanic Mike, Dan and others in “The Mechanic”

Whoa, that's bad.

[yelling] YOU DID THIS, YOU SWINDLER!!

I was trying to tell you something like this could happen. Now if we can calm down and discuss this like rational adults.

[yelling] I WILL DROWN YOU IN BARBECUE SAUCE AND HAVE CHRIS EAT YOUR BODY!!

You shouldn't just automatically assume I'd be up for that!

You are so selfish! There's no "I" in "friend," Chris.

Hey, you want me to fix your car or what?

Absolutely not! Since it appears my friend has developed a sudden aversion to cannibalism...

It's not "sudden"!

Then I will simply have to take my business elsewhere!

You know anyone else will charge you twice what I do.

[yells] BLOCKED AT EVERY TURN!

Maybe we can take it to the dealer?

The closest one's in Manila.

And it closed twelve years ago.

Oh. Can you even fix this?

Sure, but it's not going to be cheap. The thromdibulator's shot, and I can see from here it took the Oscillation Overthruster with it. You see?

Well, sure. Any child could see it's the thromdibulator.