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S3 E4

Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 4

Mechanic Mike, Elise and others in “The Mechanic”

Mechanic Mike

[opens the garage] What are you guys doing in my shop?

Elise

When I said "hide," TWICE, how could I have made that more clear?

Mechanic Mike

Hey, where's my dog?

Dan

Don't you play the victim with me! We can go back and forth all night about who set who's dog free!

Mechanic Mike

You did what?!

Dan

But I know you've been replacing my engine with junk!

Mechanic Mike

You got me. All right, Dan. After this weekend, I'll fix your car up the right way.

Dan

[furious] You fix it now!

Mechanic Mike

I can't order the parts until some money comes in. Which happens this weekend. Now please leave me alone.

Dan

[picks up cake mixer out of the inside hood of the car] I'm taking this cake mixer.

Chris

If you find your dog, I would like my wallet back.

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