[opens the garage] What are you guys doing in my shop?
When I said "hide," TWICE, how could I have made that more clear?
Hey, where's my dog?
Don't you play the victim with me! We can go back and forth all night about who set who's dog free!
You did what?!
But I know you've been replacing my engine with junk!
You got me. All right, Dan. After this weekend, I'll fix your car up the right way.
[furious] You fix it now!
I can't order the parts until some money comes in. Which happens this weekend. Now please leave me alone.
[picks up cake mixer out of the inside hood of the car] I'm taking this cake mixer.
If you find your dog, I would like my wallet back.
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