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S3 E4

Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 4

Dan, Chris and others in “The Mechanic”

[Dan kicks the door open to the locker room]

Dan

There you are! [to Chris] Chris, prepare your jaws of death!

Chris

For the last time, I'm not eating anyone, because it's gross!

Mechanic Mike

[crying] Oh. Hey, guys.

Dan

All right! Wait, are you crying?

Dan

Uh... Okay look, I'm here to pummel you, and for some reason I feel weird about doing that while you're crying, so could you stop?

Mechanic Mike

Oh, sure. I'm-I'm sorry about that.

Dan

Thank you.

Chris

Hey, uh, maybe if you could just put Dan's car back together, we could all forget this awkwardness.

Dan

I'd be willing to accept that.

Mechanic Mike

I can't. I don't own my garage anymore. Or I won't as of Monday morning.

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