[Dan kicks the door open to the locker room]
There you are! [to Chris] Chris, prepare your jaws of death!
For the last time, I'm not eating anyone, because it's gross!
[crying] Oh. Hey, guys.
All right! Wait, are you crying?
Yeah.
Uh... Okay look, I'm here to pummel you, and for some reason I feel weird about doing that while you're crying, so could you stop?
Oh, sure. I'm-I'm sorry about that.
Thank you.
Hey, uh, maybe if you could just put Dan's car back together, we could all forget this awkwardness.
I'd be willing to accept that.
I can't. I don't own my garage anymore. Or I won't as of Monday morning.
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