Dan, Dennis' Mom and others in “Parents”

So what's your bedtime? [gasps as Dennis' mom arrives]

There you are, Dennis. You're coming with me.

What are you talking about? He's mine. I won him fair and square.

Dan, he'll never be yours.

Why? Everything I did was in self-defense.

It's not just that.

Your background check also came back. [whistles] I don't care what Homeland Security says.

I know I'm the best parent for Dennis. Well, I care. And unfortunately for you, I make the decision. Dennis is going with the Goodhills. Oh, yeah? What makes you qualified to decide? I'm a parent.

[angrily grunts] Just give me a moment. Promise me you'll steal from them every chance you get.

Oh, I will.

So what do you think, Elise? Should we have a kid? [sees Dan thumb wrestle with Dennis]

I think we already do.

Yeah. Maybe a dog's the way to go.