Dan, Jean and others in “Parents”

[finds a quarter in the fountain] Yes! A quarter! Things are finally looking up. Ugggh. [sees a naked baby] What is wrong with parents today?

There you are, Kale. Are you enjoying your frolic?

I demand answers. Why isn't this savage wearing pants like the rest of us?

We subscribe to Dr. Davis-Siegel's child-led method of parenting.

I'm Jean Goodhill. This is my soul mate, Flynn Goodhill.

Namaste.

Back off, weirdos! And while you're at it, clothe your youngin'!

Sir, I think what you need is a hug. Kale! Get in there, buddy!

Wait! No! [splashes in the fountain as Kale is about to give him a hug] PAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS!!!!!