[Dan, Chris, and Elise head to an office]
Elise
According to the call logs, all the calls to Dan's phone were made by the same employee. Him.
Dan
I'll handle it from here. [angrily] ALRIGHT, YOU FILTHY TELEMARKETER! YOU!
Chris
Hey, it's that guy who stole Dan's identity and tried to ruin his life.
Telemarketer
Hiya, Dan. How've you been?
[Dan is shocked about the telemarketer]
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