Magnifico the Magnificent, Dan and others in “The Magician”

[while hosting his magic show] Behold the power of magic. And witness the Chest of Wonders! [Dan shows up from the box]

You, sir, are baloney! You're no more magical than my big toe!

Can your big toe do this? [he tries to zap Dan but fails] What the?

Aw, I wish I had a wand like that. [he and Magnifico the Magnificent try to zap each other] No! Stop being amazed! This isn't magic. It's just a metal rod hooked up to a car battery.

Who taught you my magic trick?

[while Magnifico the Magnificent is trying to zap him] No one. I figured them out with plain old common sense. [the crowd laughs] I'll admit levitating was the hardest one. Turns out it's nothing more than fishing line and pulleys.

Aha! Sleep!

Looks like his next trick's gonna be regaining consciousness. [found something hidden] Chloroform vapor.

Magnifico! No!

Wow. Mr. Mumbles did not want to leave that dove room.

Stay right here! Time to show you a trick or two. [she defeats the bodyguard]

Happy birthday! [gives Elise the necklace]

Seriously?

You don't understand. The magician stole it, right? And my great-great-grandmother and then Dan-

We'll talk later.

Well, folks, we've all been through something very special tonight. I think it's clear now that magic is a bunch of hogwash. I hope that you've all learned-

Hey, Dan! Abra-- [Mr. Mumbles defeats him]

I've never seen Mr. Mumbles attack anyone like that before.

See? Everything has an explanation.