Dan, Bodyguard and others in “The Magician”

Talk about gaudy. Yeesh. This is perfect. We penetrate their sanctum sanctorum and expose magic for the fraud that it is. [he and Chris walk up to the bodyguard] Two, please.

Two what?

Tickets, passes, whatever.

You have to say the magic words.

Are you kidding me?

Clearly, you are not magicians. Please get off our property.

Listen, meathead. We need to see The Amazing Peter. It's important. I promised I'd return his baseball bat.

Look, buddy. Either disappear or I will make you disappear.

Fine. Come on, Chris. We'll just have to-ATTACK! [the bodyguard grabs his baseball bat] Run! [he runs off as he and Chris climb up a tree to sneak through the castle] Come on, it's not that far to the roof.

I don't know. This doesn't seem safe.

Nothing worth doing is safe. Was marrying Elise safe?

Yes.

Well, there you have it. Hey!

[shows up as a genie] What do you think you're doing?

Wow, that guy's really- [falls off a tree]

Next time. [takes a dive off the tree]

[with Dan in the river with a crocodile] Still think magic's not real?