Chris, Dan and others in “The Magician”

[while walking with Dan] Can we please pick up the pace?

Hey, you shouldn't have come with me on errand day if you didn't have the time.

You said, you needed a ride, and you only had one thing to do.

Yeah, run errands. Plus, you got something, too.

One thing. At one place. I had to pick it up for Elise's birthday. [shows Dan the necklace] Nice, huh?

The box is okay I guess.

It's a heirloom. It was the only thing of value my great-great grandmother brought her to this country. I got it engraved, see? [shows it to Dan]

Who's Elsie?

What? Oh no.

What's going on here? [drops all of his stuff on the sidewalk]

Ta-da!

Oh magic. Never mind, we're going.

Cool, magic!

Seriously? How old are you?

Magicians have powers that normal humans can't understand Dan.

No, they have gimmicky deck of cards and thinly-veiled distractions. You will feel a punch. Watch this hand! [punches Chris in the stomach]

Ow! How'd you do that?

For my next illusion, I'll need a volunteer. How about you? [jumps on the floor] Behold! A necklace. [makes a magic trick to Chris' necklace] Transportatum necloranicum.

[looks at his necklace box] It's gone.

Okay, now let's make it reappear so we can all get on with our lives.

I'm sorry, but that would be impossible. I banished it to the 4th dimension of the universe.

What? Oh, no.

Oh, yes. Your necklace is now in another realm. A small price to pay for magic!

Hey, buddy. You might fool children and Chris here. But we both know that magic is a scam. Now give my friend his necklace back.

Abra Cadabra! [shows up with an underwear]

Wait, those look like- [looks in his pants]

Abra Cadabra! [disappears and drives away]

Hey! I know you're in there!

It's no use, Dan. You can't fight a magician.

For the last time, magic is not real!

[holding a stick with an underwear] So, this isn't your underwear?

MAGICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!