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S1 E21

Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 21

Dan, Magnifico the Magnificent and others in “The Magician”

Dan

[as he becomes sneaky opening up a room] Aha. Here's your so-called 4th dimension. I told you this hocus pocus was mumbo jumbo.

Magnifico the Magnificent

You! Stop polishing watches. I need you to go to Pasadena and work a jewelry convention. Should be a gold mine, if you know what I mean.

Man

Yes, sir.

Dan

I'm impressed. There is some serious crime happening here.

Chris

No. No. Come on, where is it? Wait, I think I found it. Wait! [the treasure lands on him] Got it!

Dan

Smooth as always, genius.

Chris

Uh oh.

[Magnifico the Magnificent and two men confront Dan and Chris]

Dan

Alright, magician. Game's over. We know the truth.

Magnifico the Magnificent

It's Magnifico the Magnificent. And for your information, I found all these watches and I bought all this jewelry.

Dan

I don't care about that. Steal away! I just want you to admit that you don't have any magical powers.

Magnifico the Magnificent

Oh, I have powers! Observe. [he electrocutes Chris]

Dan

Eh, that didn't even look real. Felt real. [he runs off to defeat Magnifico the Magnificent]

Chris

Sleep! [he puts Dan to sleep and takes the necklace away from Chris] I'll take that.

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