[at the end, Chris and Elise arrive at Burgerphile]
Where have you guys been?
We had dinner across the street.
It was amazing. So much better than Burg- I mean- sorry.
Hortence, your selfless actions have set an example for customer service persons everywhere.
Thank you, sir.
By the power vested in me, I hereby pronounce you regional manager.
[hugs Jeremiah] Oh, thank you, sir!
Do me proud, Hortence.
Congratulations! This is so great for you!
It is, but it's not good for us.
What do you mean? I'll have to move.
That's true.
To our regional headquarters in Santa Monica.
Maybe I won't go.
You have to go. I can't let you give up on your dreams. Not after everything you've done for me. I can't have you regret me. I would never regret you.
[as he takes her away from Dan] Time to go, Hortence. Let's take the corporate helicopter to your new life. How do you like your burger?
I'll always like you like you!
We'll always have heavy chains! I can't believe she's gone forever.
You know, Dan, Santa Monica is only 20 miles away. It's just a straight shot down the highway. You could be there in half an hour.
Gone forever.
[shows up covered in chains while Dan, Chris, and Elise leave Burgerphile] Oh, brother. Protest buddy. Little help with these chains. Please.
[while he's walking away] Just ignore him.
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