Protestor Woman, Dan and others in “Burgerphile”

Say "no" to pickle burgers!

You sing it, sister! Pickles are gross! Hey guys! Over here!

Wow, Dan. You've really started something.

Yup. I think they're about to cave. They're so busy fielding complaints, they're not even serving food.

Oh. We were going to grab dinner.

Oh, don't worry. We can just go across the street. I see you've made a new friend, Dan.

I'm Hortense. Dan's girlfriend.

Wow, Dan. Way to go.

Why are you so surprised? The ladies love me. What? They do.

[goes in] Ladies and gentlemen. While admitting no wrong-doing on the parts of Burgerphile, wholly owned subsidiary of Jeremiah Burger Foods Limited International Incorporated, a division of Drax Chemical and Munitions Corporation, we realize some of our customers are not completely satisfied. So please, enjoy the table of complimentary cheeseburgers outside. [protestors excitedly leave, but gets tricked]

Hey, there's no table!

[locks all the door] Checkmate!

Please, every revolution has a few weak links. But these won't break, nor will I.

Well, we'll just see about that.