Jeff, Dan and others in “Burgerphile”

Take that, you life-ruiner! {Dan jumps to the counter and finds more condiments on the box for ammo]

Condiments! [slams his fists at the condiments, Jeff misses and takes a hit in his glasses]

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!! [gets the sauces out of his glasses, Dan sends out more condiments as Jeff tackles him and he's about to finish him off with a spatula]

Dan, heads up! [gives Dan the acoustic guitar and hits Jeff in the face]

Say goodbye, walking sticks!

No I need them for walking!

Dan, the fire!

Oh, right. [goes to Hortence]

[waking up] What the... Help me up! [Dan goes to Jeremiah] I can reset the sprinkler system. [to Jeff] You know you're supposed to check those every three months, Jeff.

Yeah, and we're supposed to toss the burgers when they get that rancid rainbow, but here on the front lines we have to make do with what we've got. [Jeremiah takes out the hammer, breaks the glass and presses the sprinkler system, water comes out and puts out the flames]

[hugs Dan] My hero!

Now for you, Jeff.

Sir, please. I know this got a teensy bit out of control-

Teensy? You forgot the most important thing, Jeff! Customer service is about the customer! Also, you nearly killed me, which is irksome. There's only one thing left for you. Mac, Karl.

[whining as Mac and Karl drag him out] Anything but Maryland! Anything! Send me to jail, just don't make me go back to that awful place!

Goodbye, Jeff. I don't know about you guys, but I could really use a burger about now. How do you take yours?

Naked.

A man after my own heart.