Curb Your Enthusiasm · Season 8
Excuse me, Larry. Here's your tea.
Oh wow, look at that.
There you are.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
By the way, I gotta tell you, you're doing a fantastic job.
Thank you, Larry.
I'm very very pleased. I like this new system you installed here. You put my change in here. The vaccum-sealed nuts-- I mean, come on.
And I am going to get that cabinet back.
I bet you will.
Hey, Dog! That's my kitchen too! I've got a cabinet in there!
I am the world's fastest prep as a director. You know that?
I know that.
I once did a Silver Spoons on 48 hours.
Seriously, how much would it take for you to see Eat, Pray, Love?
$3,000.
So, how's your marriage?
What the hell? Why would you ask me that?
I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
You god damn right I'm livin large! I just had a croissant filled with mutha fuckin' champagne!
You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.
Dementia has nothing to do with racism.
My grandfather had dementia. He wasn't a racist. He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist.
I don't like trainers—not into 'em. I don't like being told what to do.
Yeah, right. That's why you married Susie?
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