Dementia has nothing to do with racism.
My grandfather had dementia. He wasn't a racist. He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist.
S8 E8Car Periscope
I don't like trainers—not into 'em. I don't like being told what to do.
Yeah, right. That's why you married Susie?
S9 E6The Accidental Text on Purpose
See you off? You're not going to India.
You're going to San Francisco! - It's an hour away.
- So what?
See you off? You'll be back that night.
You know what, Larry, it's not surprising to me that you're the only one of this group who's here as a single -
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah?
- with no girlfriend, no wife. Maybe if you would've seen Cheryl off a few more times, - you'd still be together.
- I don't think so.
- He wants to, trust me.
- No, trust me, he doesn't.
- Jeff, do you want to?
- No.
- Well, you're going to.
- You know why you're doing this?
- Why, Larry?
Because you wanna ruin his day, that's why.
Okay, Kreskin. Could you read my mind? You think you know what goes on in the complexities of my brain and who I am.
hahaha - The complexities of who you are?
Who are you? You're a Jew from the Bronx!
Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm
One thing I admire about Hitler - he never took any shit from magicians. [...] [imitating Hitler] Where is the rabbit? Show me the rabbit!
That wasn't nice of him to say that but here's this guy trying to get a job and what have you done?
What have I done? I haven't done anything. I was insulted, don't you see that?
Are you going to write him a letter now or something?
Write him a letter.."Dear prick, I'm sorry you're a prick."
Okay, that's not gonna help..
"I didn't know you were such a prick when I called.."
Okay-
"..but it really turned out that you were! In any event, would you please give this young man a job?"
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
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