[at Marty's house]
We gotta get going. My daughter is waiting for a puppet show.
My dad has a virus in bed with a fever with covers up to his head.
Your dad always has a virus.
Hey, fuck you, he doesn't always have a virus.
“Meet The Blacks” · Season 6, Episode 1
In this episode: Larry David (7), Cheryl David (2), Jeff Greene (1), Marty (1), Richard Lewis (1), Susie Greene (1)
What do you think you're doing?! You're stealing my thing!
Stealing what thing?
Showing-up-on-the-wrong-night thing!
What, you have a fucking copyright on this?!
So your last name is "Black"?
LBLoretta Black
Yes.
That's like if my last name was "Jew", like Larry Jew.
We're having a big party.
BBaker
Uh huh. You wanna cake?
Yeah, we want a chocolate layer cake.
Like the one Marty Funkhouser gets.
BBaker
Oh yeah! He's actually ordered it a couple of times. I just have one that I prepared recently.
It was the best cake we ever had. We can't stop talking about it.
BBaker
It's one of our most popular cakes..
I can understand why.
BBaker
..And here he is.
[puts down a cake shaped like a penis]
...That's a penis.
Funkhouser knowingly served us penis!
How come you didn't tell us that I was eating a black penis, the other night?
You mean the cake? Well, I told you it was a black "log" cake.
Yeah, still, I was eating a black penis and you didn't mention it.
Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody.
Next time your gonna do something like that, tell me, okay? I think that's unfair.
Why did you take the balls home?
I didn't know they were balls.
Where've you been?
I was eating some penis.
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