How come you didn't tell us that I was eating a black penis, the other night?
You mean the cake? Well, I told you it was a black "log" cake.
Yeah, still, I was eating a black penis and you didn't mention it.
Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody.
Next time your gonna do something like that, tell me, okay? I think that's unfair.
Why did you take the balls home?
I didn't know they were balls.
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