(After playing a fake recording to trick a perp) Well played (She breaks a DVD disc in two pieces) What are you doing?
That press conference is golden. It's two years old. We need an upgrade.
You have a point.
S9 E12Civilized Lies
(To Anthony Lombardo) Come on, get up. Give me an excuse (Anthony calms down and stays put) I didn't think so. I'm done with this piece of garbage. Do whatever you want with him.
(To Mac) Damn. I would not want to get on your bad side.
What, now you gonna play good cop?
(About Mac) Be honest with you, I don't know what to do. He's usually the good cop. He's also the boss. And the last guy in this building you want to piss off.
(About Flack who is interrogating a perp) He's being too soft.
He's being patient. I can't think of anybody I'd rather have in that room.
You got hit with a bullet from Officer Riley's five-shot .38. That thing's a pea-shooter. It wouldn't barely break the skin from across the street. It definitely would not go clean through you shoulder from that distance. Impossible. I've been doing this for a long time. I've heard a lot of stories. This one's bad.
Being six feet away from a cop getting robbed does not make you guilty of anything. It just means that maybe you got a little too close to a bad situation. All of our witnesses say that three bald black guys did this. You got a full head of hair, and you look pretty white to me. What are you hiding?
Maybe you think no one will believe you because of your record? If that's it, you got to tell me, because the people out there are looking to put this on someone, and right now, that someone is you.
I want you to write down your statement.
Yeah, hey, but I'm no good with spelling.
Neither am I.
Fish on, the hook is in, and we reeled him into the crime scene.
(After Mac has shown some aggressiveness while interrogating a perp) I nearly messed myself when you spun his chair around.
Lunch at Lawson's says my results come up first.
Dinner, Grimaldi's.
You're on.
Spelling's pretty bad, right?
It's terrible. There no such word as 'runned'. It's 'ran'.
(To Anthony Lombardo) Four. They say it's a great age. Gonna be honest with you. I don't remember it. She'll be going to kindergarten next year, won't she? That first day of school is always a big one. Let's figure this out. Attempted murder of a police officer, that's, like, ten years minimum. Robbery one, possession of a loaded firearm, criminal possession of stolen property, all the other little charges, add another seven or eight. My guess, you're looking at 15 minimum. Damn, you'll probably just miss the prom and high school graduation. But no big deal she probably won't even know you by then. And your girl will promise, and she might even mean it, but I'm telling you this right now: there is no way she's gonna schlep up to some maxi max prison on the US-Canadian border to come and see you.
You getting your rocks off? Messing with my heart. Disrespecting my family.
No more than you've been getting your rocks off disrespecting me, sitting in that chair, lying to my face for the last couple hours!
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