CSI: NY Season 5 quotes

Danny

Thought I saw you runnin' for the exit.

Lindsay

(tearing into the doughnut) Starving. My OB says I should pay attention to my cravings, no matter how inconvenient they are.

Danny

Yeah. Let me ask you something. You have any hereditary disease in your family?

Lindsay

(almost laughing) No. Do you?

Danny

No, no. No. Mental illness?

Lindsay

No.

Danny

No. How about addictive tendencies? Extra fingers, extra toes?

Lindsay

No.

Danny

No. Natural delivery or, uh, drugs?

Lindsay

Either.

Danny

Want a boy or a girl?

Lindsay

Healthy.

Danny

... Will you marry me?

Lindsay

(looks thoughtfully at him) ... No.

Mac

We may be guilty of creating an uban legend, but there's no way this building is guilty of murder.

Danny

Alright. Well if the Empire State Building didn't do it, what did?

Mac

(about the missing flash-drive) I didn't take anything.

Yeah. Well, a word to the wise, Detective. Before you use that weapon of yours to start taking pot-shots at politicians, better make damn sure there isn't another one pointed right at your head.

Danny

So, you wanna - you wanna tell me why you won't marry me?

Lindsay

I didn't mean I won't. I just think it's the wrong time.

Danny

Wrong time. Wrong time or the wrong guy?

Lindsay

(sighs) Danny. I know I have thrown a lot at you, and we are both feeling really overwhelmed, but whatever we do next, I want it to be for the right reason. Wouldn't you rather walk down the aisle than be pushed?

Danny

Of course.

Lindsay

Okay, 'cause listen, I'm not going anywhere, and I know you're not going anywhere either, okay, but this is not just about you and I anymore. So let's just take baby steps, okay?

Danny

Okay. So, look, before we go inside, I wanna just tell you one more thing, okay. (Holds Lindsay) I just want you to know, that I love you.

Lindsay

I love you too, Danny.

Detective Stella Bonasera

[walking into his office] Mac, where the hell did you go last night? I called you repeatedly, looked all over the street. You just vanished.

Detective Mac Taylor

I was with the FBI... They picked me up in a car and questioned me for over an hour about the Ann Steele case.

Detective Stella Bonasera

The fixer with the flash drive.

Detective Mac Taylor

I was the last one who handled it. They accused me of stealing it.

Detective Stella Bonasera

What?

Detective Danny Messer

[standing atop the Empire State Building] I thought the view from Liberty was nice!

Detective Mac Taylor

She's about eleven-hundred feet below us.

Detective Don Flack

Was it worth it, Greg?

What? You think I was in on it? Well, you're wrong. Dead wrong. Carl was like family.

Detective Mac Taylor

What was your cut? Did you get the money yet? How much did they pay you to sit by and watch while your family fried in the back of that truck?

I already told you I couldn't get out of the cab! I tried to call it in, but the radio didn't work!

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[catching her] Stella! Aren't you the uh... the official safety officer at the lab?

Detective Stella Bonasera

Yes, that is my proud unpaid position. Why?

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Well I've got this umm... friend, she works upon a forensics lab in New Jersey, and... she's pregnant.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Oh, good for her.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Yeah, except she is nervous because you know all the chemicals and the processes that we do you know that could really harm the development of the baby, right?

Detective Stella Bonasera

That's true. But there is also so many different safety protocals in place. Goggles, face shields, fume hoods. I mean, not to meantion all the training and retraining we have to go through. I'm sure she'll be fine.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[nodding] Seem's like she's in a little over her head.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Well, she's is not alone, right? I mean, the baby has a father?

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Yeah, yeah and he is great. It's just... you know I don't really know how ready he was for any of this so... well it's complicated.

Detective Stella Bonasera

And beautiful. Listen Lindsay, umm... I'm sure if your friends' coworkers are anything like yours, they'll understand the situation and work with her, even be happy for her. It's gonna be okay.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Thanks.

Detective Stella Bonasera

You are welcome. Hey, umm... tell your friend congratulations.

Detective Don Flack

Bernie Benton. Still hustlin' darts.

Don Flack. Still hasselin' law abidding ex-cons. Was that the same suit you were wearing the day you locked me up?

Detective Don Flack

Beats the orange one you wore in the joint, no?

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

[to Sid as he heats up an organ] You workin' up an apetite?

Dr. Sid Hammerback

Hmm? No. You know there's a strict no eat policy in the lab.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

Never stopped me from sneakin' in the occasional bag of popcorn.

Detective Stella Bonasera

[about the weirdness of the crime] Is it me or is there something really strange about this crime scene?

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Wouldn't you rather walk down the aisle than be pushed?

Isabel Vaughn was a ungrateful little bitch. After all I did for her she though she could just walk away? We had a contract and it was legally binding.

Mac

So is a murder conviction.

Stella

(about George Kolavos) The man is taunting me, Mac. He sent me a dead rat as a message. Put yourself in my shoes.

Mac

Try stepping into mine. I'm in charge of this lab, responsible for everyone and everything that happens here. I admire your passion Stella but what you did is reckless. And more importantly, it could compromise any future criminal prosecution.

Stella

What I'm doing is perfectly legal!

Mac

And contrary to the policies of this lab and this department!

Mac

(seeing the table set with a variety of foods) Tell me this is not one of your weird cravings.

Lindsay

Only for science.

Mac

You were looking for me?

Lindsay

I was hoping to offer you a little a snack.

Mac

Well let me guess. This is another one of your famous reconstructions.

Lindsay

Just put one of these berries in your mouth and swab it around for a couple of seconds.

Mac

Lindsay I'm your boss, not a guinea pig.

Lindsay

Mac, I'm pregnant. Just humour me.