It's nice, ain't it though? Bein' cooperative?
JMJohn McEnroe
[shrugs] It ain't bad.
[Mac storms out of his disciplinary hearing]
S3 E23Comes Around
Did you just walk out?
Apparently I'm the kind of person who just does whatever he wants, why disappoint them?
[after getting dirt on his boss, which forces him to back off the investigation into Mac and how Clay Dobson ended up falling from a roof where he was with Mac]
[smirks] You know, I think I'm getting the hang of this politics stuff.
Do you remember your first collar?
Oh, yeah. [Stella snickers] A shoplifter on 43rd and Eigth Avenue. This guy took one of those "I Love New York" t-shirts from the souvenir shop. It was the proudest moment in my life. [Stella laughs] Two days later, I arrested him again in the same store.
CDClay Dobson
I cut off their eyelids. So they'd have to look at me while they died! Okay?
Now you're going to look at me when you die.
No apparent cause of death and the tox report didn't indicate anything helpful, but I knew something was wrong so... [noticing Mac looking gloomy] so I decided just to cut the poor bastard's liver up and make a lovely pate and everybody in the lab just adored it.
Better watch yourself, all this publicity may backfire. Sinclair might just have to make you his Deputy Commissioner.
I'm very happy where I am, thank you.
Hm, that's good. Must've been satisfying seeing the look on Sinclair's face when he realized you had him.
[Seriously] I don't take pleasure in someone else's discomfort Stella. [Laughing] Yes, it was incredibly satisfying.
S3 E24Snow Day
I'm sorry.
What are you sorry about?
You're not supposed to be here. You took my shift.
I'm not used to lookin' down on the barrel of an AK-47, but I'll be all right.
I dreamt that I woke up and you were gone. You left a note.
Where would I go? This is my place.
(giggling) I was hoping for a better answer.
Just kidding. I'm glad this happened. (kisses her forehead)
Me, too. (kisses his chest)
(to the bad guy tied to the chair)
It's simple. If you find someway to get out of that tape, or someone tries to save you, they trip these lasers which set off the pipe bomb rigged to that hydrogen tank over there. That's enough explosive to kill you, and make the cleaning crew very unhappy.
(as she's inviting Mac to London with tickets ready)
Mac, I was thinking with everything you've been going through and because you adore me, and you do adore me, that you could take some of the seven weeks of vacation and come with me to London.
You've bought the ticket?
(eagerly) I really want you to say yes.
[as they are playing pool]
There's no way you're gonna make this shot, Montana.
A Benjamin says I do. [makes the shot] You owe me $100.00
You know what? You're gonna have to wait 'til payday.
[voiceover as montage of them kissing begins] No. You either pay me now, or come up with something better. [montage contiues as they have sex]
[voiceover] Montana, don't freak out. Although I'm sure you already have. We're trading shifts. I got you covered. Enjoy your snow day. D
Hey Mac, where're you going?
London.
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