TV show quotes
[during an autopsy of a decapitated man] Mr. Potato Head! The live version.
More like the bloody, dead version!
I used to play with Mr. Potato Head as a boy. I would time myself, see how long it took to assemble him. Some would say I was... obsessed!
You? Obsessed? Nooo!
[After finding an arm in wrapping paper]
That looks to be male Caucasian.
Same as the foot that Mac found. Wrapping paper's a match too.
I'm thinking Christmas with the in-laws.
(about the human traffickers) They get them high, then later depress them, make them passive so they can't fight back, suppress their appetites so they don't have to feed them much. The ecstasy makes them thirsty they want more water which probably laced with yet another drug.
Somebody brought a group of underage girls into your club, drugged them, forced them to have sex with I dunno how many men, I dunno how many times!
It didn't happen in my establishment. I don't provide women for sexual services! And I definitely don't treat them that way! You're disrespecting me, and you're disrespecting my mother cause she taught me better than that.
My apologies to your mother.
(about Carolyn) She is not telling the truth.
She is terrified.
She should be. You know about an hour ago this place was probably filled with at least 30 young girls just like her from all over. Eastern Europe, Latin America. They took their big dreams and now they're living a very real nightmare: they're sex slaves. Being beaten, drugged... who knows what else.
Closing off the two carotid arteries stops blood flow to the brain. It takes a matter of seconds and very little pressure, Adam. It's about the position of the ligature, not the force behind it.
You know what they say: keep your friends close, enemies closer, and if that doesn't work, kill 'em.
I'm old school, Danny. You know? I took an oath and I take it literally. My responsibility is first and foremost to the people of this city and the job that I do.
That's exactly what I'm holding out for a little respect.
Every single police officer in this city devotes their life to the protection of the people who live here.
Really? Besides the ones that are sitting in their asses right now?
I respect everyone who stands behind their convictions, but I can not stand men who are motivated purely by greed and the destruction of others.
Honestly, I think what Danny's doing is selfish.
Really? Well, I see it as committed.
Seems to me he has a lot of other things to commit to right now, not to mention it's irresponsible to risk suspension when you are expecting a baby.
Hawkes! You transferred over from the ME's office, which means you are not a sworn NYPD. There was no decision for you to make. You can not say for sure what would you do.
Yes, I can. If I earned a distinction of being a detective, I'd be here whether or not the city can afford to pay me.
in Greek:?? ???????? ?????? ??? ???? ???!
Transliteration: To vlammeno halase ton kafe mou!
Translation: The stupid (bird) ruined my coffee!
Did you get a description of the bird?
[sarcastic] Yes Flack; It was black, had a beak, oh! And it flew with a limp.
[amused] I'm just trying to do my job.
I mean what are the odds. I was just standing there, and out of nowhere: ploc!
I am gonna get a cup of coffee. You want one?
No, Thank you [amused].
Why bury someone in the rooftop garden if he died of natural causes? It doesn't make any sense.
It does if natural causes weren't caused naturally.
(sifting through the vulture's nest) You are having as much fun as I am, now, buddy?
Welcome to my world, Messer. The low man on the totem pole gets all the exciting stuff.
Yeah! And what does that make me?
Low-man-on-totem's-pole friend
You are a very attractive woman and your husband was just an average guy. Would it be fair to say that you were more interested in a Green Card than a marriage certificate?
(tearing up) It would be offensive to say that.
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