SSeth
You think I'd marry her? She's deaf.
You're a real piece of work.
What Detective Taylor meant to say is you're a scumbag with an $80 haircut who killed his girlfriend because she decided to have his baby.
S3 E12Silent Night
S3 E13Obsession
I guess our vic's outta the race.
And he finished dead last!
(looking at a dead body in the lab)
So we're possibly looking at New York City's best-dressed kidnapper.
And our kidnap victim is missing.
(after Dr. Sid Hammerback determines that the murder weapon is a foot)
Right foot of a woman?
Dr. Sid Hammerback (surprised): Right... It is correct. And female would explain the traces of red nail polish I found in the wound.
So our murder is a one-legged barefoot woman, who´s got serious kung-fu skills.
(talking to the secretary of a murdered suspect)
What was he doing during these four hours?
SSecretary
I don´t know. Once a month he tells me to block out four or five hours like that, I never ask. I figured he´s seeing a shrink or something?
Mac Taylor (watching the secretary carefully): Did he need a shrink?
SSecretary
Do I have to answer that? I mean, I really don't like talking badly about dead people.
(at the crime scene covered in snow)
Stop shivering like a girl, Adam. It's not even that cold out here.
(teeth chattering) I'm from Phoenix. 85 degrees is considered freezing.
Cupcake.
The kids who found him claimed that their friend's football may have killed the man. [Stella and Mac both give him a look] I locked 'em up just for fun.
Couple of kids came into the 35 claimed that their friend's football may have accidentally killed the man. [Stella and Mac both give him a look] I locked 'em up for fun.
S3 E14The Lying Game
Hey. I thought you'd left. You okay?
Yeah. Just, uh, tying up some loose ends. Have you seen Danny?
Yeah, he's out in the field.
(holding up a card) Could you, make sure that he sees this?
That's how you're going to tell him you're leaving? A card? At least call him. Give him a chance to say good-bye.
(about a skateboard being used as a weapon)
My mother always told me those things were dangerous.
(enters his office to see Stella and Lindsay waiting for him) Something wrong?
Lindsay's gonna take off for a little while.
When?
I leave tomorrow for Montana. A couple of months ago I got a call from the Bozeman's prosecutors office. They apprehend a suspect who was wanted in a multiple homicide ten years ago. Four girls. They were uh... they were friends of mine. I was the only witness.
And the only survivor as I remember.
They want her to testify.
I still see their faces. My friends faces. The mothers' faces... I don't know what I'm more scared of. Standing in front of the monster who did this... or seeing those faces. (she gets up as Stella gives her a hug)
Hey, you take care of youself, kiddo.
Thanks.
(gives Lindsay a hug) You're tough, Lindsay. You'll pull through this.
What would a woman be doing in the men's bathroom?
I can think of several reasons. All with happier endings.
Are we looking at a hate crime here?
Transgendered showgirl drowned in a public toilet - sound like love to you?
[as Danny and Flack gather the skateboards]
SSSkateboard Shop Clerk
Those are collector's items!
And we're collecting them.
SSSkateboard Shop Clerk
Some of those boards are crucial collector's items!
And we're collecting them.
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