[turning the teapot around] It's an insult to point the spout at your guest.
S2 E4Corporate Warriors
[about their victim] His name is Jared Stanton. He lives at 73rd Street and Park Avenue.
You can just say "73rd and Park." New Yorkers know what you mean.
Who uses snack food to start a fire in an apartment?
S2 E5Dancing With the Fishes
[Lindsay walks into Mac's office with a bottle of hydrogen sulfide on a tray]
Hydrogen sulfide?
I borrowed it from the trace lab. Stuff stinks. That rotten egg smell. It's absolutely awful.
Yes, I'm aware of that. Why is it in my office?
For science
I don't believe that for a second.
VVincent
That's 'cause you're a cop.
No. It's because people lie.
Death by swordfish. Man, I love being in the field.
SShayna
I've got rights. You can't just go through my locker.
Not yet. But in 20 minutes, when the warrant gets here, your world opens up.
This guy's foul. Smells worse than dead.
Fish.
Kia was a winner.
And her lucky numbers add up to 17 million dollars.
And 17 million motives.
[to Shayna] I've heard your sob-story. Now, I'm waiting to see what the knife in your locker has to say.
Goodbye, suicide.
Hello, murder.
[to Vivian Claven] You know, bruises age in a very specific way. First they're red, the color of the blood underneath. A day later, they darken to a bluish-purple. Then they turn green, then they fade to a yellowish-brown. Yours is just black. Too black. Wipe it off!
[makes a face as Lindsay Monroe smears some "odor screen" on his upper lip] And now it's on my lip.
You know I've never been fishing, never even thought about trying. Seems kind of boring.
Until you hook something. I went fishing with my old man once on a pier near Battery Park. I caught the sweetest striped bass, must have weighed close to thirty pounds.
Did you eat it?
Threw it back! Would you eat anything that came out of the Hudson?
Good point.
RDRichard Daly
Wait, hold on a second. So then one of my swordfish, I paid full price for them, now they're worthless, tainted.
I'm sure Fred's sorry for the inconvenience his murder has caused your restaurant.
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