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Well... this... is a mystery. All your connections are tight, nothing's leaking. So... how do you think this water got in the bucket that you put under the sink because you supposedly had a leak?
You're the detective. You figure it out.
Doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure this one out.
I need you to open the pickles.
What?
The pickles. I can't open them. I need you to loosen the top.
You're the only one who lives here, right? You opened the jar. How is it you can't close it... are you stronger than yourself?
You here for the mystery leak?
Yeah, and to open some jars.
What are you doing here?
Don't you play senile with me. You called me. And you set the table for three.
You can take that damn ugly urn, too.
I thought we agreed that Dad would want to be here with you.
Dad is here with me, right here. That's all I need.
Whatever it is, if it belonged to Dad, it's all you.
You gonna pull that "he loved you more than me" crap again?
I'm sorry I can't pretend he was this wonderful guy.
I'm not asking you to pretend anything.
You know what, I can't do this again. You take the stuff. I'm good. I will see you at the next leak under the sink.
Let her be. She'll learn how to forgive him someday.
I love you.
You love my meatballs.
Seven years after Tommy disappeared the state declared him legally dead. Do you know what it's like to bury an empty coffin?
We get it. You wanted to avenge the murder of your son.
But if you were man enough to kill him, be man enough to take responsibility for it.
When did you find out about the accusations against your husband?
After we'd been dating for a few months. Keith wouldn't talk about it with me. He just wanted to put the whole thing behind him. And he said that if I thought for a second he was capable of such a thing, I should break it off right there. I didn't. We were married three years ago last week. And he's been nothing but kind, decent and honest.
(Entry on his personal diary) As the child we're about to bring into this world grows inside the belly of my beautiful wife, anxiety over secrets of my past grow on my conscience. It tears at my heart to know my parents went to their graves believing I took the life of that boy. The lies and the manipulation, the stealing and the drugs. Maybe I didn't deserve their trust. I'm afraid that when I look into the eyes of my son for the very first time, the joy of that moment will be stolen from me by thoughts of Tommy Lewis and his mom and dad wondering where their own son has gone. If I'm going to raise my boy with integrity, if he can ever look up to me, he has to know the truth. I have to clear my conscience and my name. The world has already made up its mind about me. I have no choice but to face the wolf in sheep's clothing, compel him to step forward and confess to the crimes for which I was so wrongly accused.
I'm just a little concerned about Mac.
What do you mean?
I think he's struggling with some stuff.
What makes you say that?
Well, he's been avoiding certain situations at work, particularly things where he has to provide specific details.
Like what?
I've watched him a bunch of times struggle to name or identify an object, and he covers pretty well, but... Lord, I feel like I'm telling on him. I'm just worried about him. Have you noticed anything like that?
No. Not really. I mean, he doesn't know where he left his keys half the time but that's just a man thing, you know. They're a forgetful bunch.
You're not seriously thinking of doing this?
I am. But I need your help. That kid Zane that you used to make out with... he works there doing security. He can get us in.
I did not used to make out with him.
Oh, sorry. He used to make out with you.
You're such an ass.
You know, to be honest, it kind of pisses me off, Dad's still trying to tell me what to do from an urn on a shelf at Gram's place.
Come on! Would you ease up on him already? So maybe he was a little bit tougher on you. It's only because he knew you were twice as smart as I am.
That is not true.
It is true. I'm okay with that.
Would you just stop trying to make excuses for him? Yeah, I came to terms with this a long time ago. Maybe I was just hard to love. Maybe he had trouble relating to me. Whatever it is, I'm over it.
(About his father) I saw that guy cry once in my whole life. The night of your senior prom. You said you were sleeping at Heather's house. He checked up on you. You weren't there. So he and I drove around all night looking for you. He was a wreck. Thinking the worst, as only a New York City detective can. And when we didn't find you, he bawled like a baby.
He never said anything about that to me.
Maybe he was just trying to keep the peace. When you came home the next morning, he was just thankful you were safe. Sam... he loved you.
Do you trust me, Mac?
You even have to ask me that?
I think I do. Um, I had coffee with Jo earlier. She's worried about you, and I am, too.
Well, I'll tell you what I told her... I'm fine.
That's what I said, 'cause our relationship is based on trust, and if you had a problem, you would have come to me and we would have worked it out together, right?
That's right.
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