Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Detective Lindsay Monroe

I guess you're one of those, "Do as I say, not as I do," daycare providers.

Lindsay Monroe

Funny how a little lube speeds up the processing.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

Another weapon you're an expert with. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried.

Lindsay Monroe

But I was taught instincts point you in a direction, science confirms the theory.

Lindsay

Under the heading, "Things I Never Thought I'd See."

Lindsay

Because rape isn't about sex, it's about control?

Lindsay

(talking about phone sex) How can anybody be satisfied with just that?

Lindsay

Because rape is about control not sex?

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Danny, you've been staring at that same piece of glass for five minutes. [Smirks] Can I bag it for you or are you waiting for it to turn back into sand?

Lindsay Monroe

Do I need to give you a time-out?

Lindsay Monroe

NYPD as in Blue, let's see what you make of that.

Lindsay Monroe

Nothing says Happy Birthday like a $60,000 car. You know, when I turned 16, I got my mom's used Pinto. I loved that car.

Lindsay

Aw, yuck. Trigonometry.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

I've had some bad sex, but nothing that would warrant killing the guy.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

Wouldn't you rather walk down the aisle than be pushed?