Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Lindsay

(about her baby girl) She'll come home, she'll scream that she hates me, then in rebellion she'll get some part of her body pierced that's inappropriate. And she'll get an infection, and she'll wind up on antibiotics which we find out 12 years later they cause an eating disorder and pretty soon I'm in therapy trying to save my whole family.

Lindsay

Turns out our vic was killed by a VIC engine.

Lindsay Monroe

Wanna know the secret to bad medicine? Soap scum.

Lindsay Monroe

Why, because I'm a woman I should cheer his death? I'm a cop first. As much as I despise what he did I don't advocate vigilante justice.

Lindsay Monroe

Olivia was the smartest girl at that school, she wasn't a cheater.

Lindsay

These aren't like cop cars anymore, they're like spaceships.

Lindsay

(About Ali Rand) She was putting on a pretty good show herself.

Lindsay

(To Sid) Annie Hall for sure.

Lindsay

Keith Milner, the only suspect in the disappearance of Tommy Lewis, is found dead in the park a block away from where the kid vanished exactly 20 years ago today. My guess is, this about payback, not a payday.

Lindsay

(After being pranked) Somebody decided: hey, she's an easy target. Let's play lab prank on Lindsay because she's... what, weak? (Chuckles) Whoever did this is going down.

Lindsay

Votova Vodka? You want to pass off fake vodka as legit, I'd come up with a better name.

Lindsay

(To Eric Blaylock as he is being arrested) See these cuffs? They belong to the man you murdered.

Lindsay

I hate that sound. No match.

Lindsay

Wentworth was allergic to sun, so he rarely went out, right, and he always kept the drapes in his penthouse closed so he made this request that all his female visitors wear sequins to bring in the light.

Mac

[talking to Lindsay in the tiger's cage] I need you to hold the tiger's jaw so I can get the dental impression.

Danny

[whispering] Just take a deep breath. Don't let him know that you're afraid, 'cause he can sense when you're nervous.

Lindsay

The tiger's been tranquilized. I think I can handle it.

Danny

I'm talking about Mac. And make sure you call him "sir."