These lasers are dividing the whole house in half. The court ordered it until the divorce was final.
Welcome... to divorce... of the future.
S5 E21Just Murdered
My parents, they fought over everything. But, not once did they ever fight over me.
[The police arrive to stop the Athertons from wreaking their boat with a gun and a chainsaw and order Mr Atherton to put down his weapon]
She's the one with the chainsaw!
You know, my mom and dad spent all their time fighting over the possessions, but never once did they ever fight over me.
S5 E22Burned
Always looking out for me, huh?
And I always will.
Hey Frank, I got your message. What's the emergency?
I got a, uh... suspect that's giving me the silent treatment.
Oh yeah? You need my, uh... superior interrogation skills to work him over?
Keep dreaming, bud. He asked for you.
I don't have that kind of money.
You make this go away, your debt goes with it.
We're done having this conversation.
There's something in his teeth? What is that?
Now, honey, I can't do all your work for you. [Hands her the evidence bag.]
Thank you.
[The water heater from the burned house lands on Frank's car.]
I just bought that car.
You all right?
Yeah. First it's a damn land mine, now it's a flying water heater. What next?
Next, we catch a killer.
[Laughing at Frank after the accident.] Ah, so does the water heater come standard, or is that custom?
S5 E23Kill Switch
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. You look different. Must be the eyeliner.
I wear makeup now. You must think it's pretty, uh, pretty silly.
No, that wasn't the adjective I was looking for.
Look, my time here has been, uh...it's been really fascinating. It's been great, but there's someplace else I think I gotta be. There are men and women who put themselves in harm's way every day. It's their lives for ours, and for them, it's not something that they do. It's something that, you know, they are. Now I'm not gonna try and make myself sound so honorable, but I took an oath. I took an oath to protect the people of Miami, and I was born to be a cop. And uh, I think I lost sight of that along the way.
The profiler. It's electromagnetic, so it picks up more than a metal detector.
Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.
Who was that, Jake?
Um, yeah, I told him that if people would stop killing each other, we could have a proper meal.
[To Ryan.] Is that why you called me down here, to ease your conscience? You know, you may have gotten a man killed today.
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