You know, Josh, the truth...has this funny, mysterious way of finding daylight... Book him!
S2 E19Deadline
You know, Alexx, there is nothing and then there is nothing! I'm gonna get this to trace!
S2 E20The Oath
[To Stetler.] You're ahead of the curve. That's sexy.
[Horatio inquires about a prostitute witness.]
What's her name?
GGary
Like they give you the real one.
We'll take a fake one and a location.
Somebody left DNA?
3 "Somebodies."
You're kidding me.
First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer.
Are there any CODIS hits?
Nada!
Right, how about the other two "somebodies"?
Not saliva, not female.
I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky.
You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it... mmm after.
Right, she's living dangerously.
Wow!
Me and Stetler huh?
When did that happen?
He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.
Do you know her friend's name?
FRFred Rutter
Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish.
A woman named Maria in Miami... That narrows it down!
[A police officer is gunned down.]
Let's call in all shifts. If they hit one of us, they hit us all.
S2 E21Not Landing
You need some help?
Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.
Leaving that one alone.
He took your idea, and then you took his life.
HHeddy
You can't prove that.
A word to the wise: this is where you deny the accusation.
HHeddy
Am I under arrest?
Mmm... not yet.
[Eric is going over a "peeping Tom's" videos.]
Reality TV, can I watch?
Yeah, have a seat.
Tell me when I have to look away.
That's the thing, you never have to.
What are you telling me?
That Jeff Lathan should probably see a doctor about the little blue pill.
Oh! That explains why he didn't want us to watch the tape.
Do you realize that you blew up your own cell phone, by putting explosives in it?
AAaron
Yeah, in the battery compartment.
So what are you, crazy?
AAaron
Hey look some guys like to keep alcohol in their cars, video games... I like to go to the Everglades, blow things up... it's a sport.
[Alexx survived a booby trap bomb.]
Figured you'd take a sick day.
A little excitement doesn't mean life stops... or death.
Looks like the autopilot was engaged.
NTNTSB Tech
Plane flies itself until it's told otherwise.
Why did it stop flying?
NTNTSB Tech
Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.
Ice changes the shape of the wing, disrupts the airflow.
That's ironic: who could've guessed that ice could kill you in Miami.
NTNTSB Tech
A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.
Yeah, not a dead one.
[Eric inspects the plane wreckage.]
I've got a scrape here.
Yeah, you're going to have a few scrapes, the plane crashed.
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