CSI: Miami Season 2 quotes

Hey! So what happens to me?

Horatio

20 years to life.

20 years for stealing counterfeit cash? The money isn't even real.

Horatio

Killing somebody was.

This is all he left behind. [Points to a machine gun.]

Horatio

Because his hands were filled with 3.2 million dollars.

So why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?

Horatio

Maybe because I put two in his gas tank.

Horatio...I told you, just because I slept with your brother, does not make us your problem.

Horatio

No, but it makes you my family.

Horatio

Paul, in my business, I don't have that luxury of believing anyone.

Yelina

It's funny what people will do and think we'll never figure it out.

Alexx

His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.

Horatio

"Import/Export," how organized crime.

Horatio

I'm going to get some love from the Feds, they owe me a favor.

Alexx

Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.

Horatio

Doesn't make sense if we're dealing with an amateur... [Stands and puts on sunglasses.] But we are looking for a pro.

Be careful with that!

Is that really Lizzy Borden's axe?

That's right. Cost me fifteen grand.

Well, you should get your money back, because the real axe doesn't have a handle on it. It's on display in Fall River, Massachusetts.

Tim! Tell me you're kidding. Fifty blood stains?

Sorry. The next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.

I mean, that's like having brush guards on your SUV.

I have brush guards on my SUV.

And how many times have you gone off-road? Exactly. It's for appearance.

Horatio

Speed.

These mints were curiously strong, they have the same chemical makeup as the residues from the baggies at the scene... opioid analgesic.

Horatio

Painkillers? What about a brand?

Oxycodin, it's hillbilly heroin.

Horatio

Revelations on Mike Griffith, Alexx.

Alexx

Yeah, the human body wasn't made to withstand bullets.