CSI: Miami · Season 2
[Horatio has just cracked the case.]
I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
What would that be?
The jury. I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.
How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.
Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?
What else did you take?
I took a hat, but that's it.
I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Hey, it's just a hat.
And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
Murders sell magazines, Officer. Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.
Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?
I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
So she's a swimmer.
Not for the girls' team, she isn't.
The guy who called this in?
Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.
[Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.] Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is. And it's not Mountain Dew.
That's an interesting shovel you have there, did you do some digging lately?
I planted a tree, Detective.
Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.
And we're very good at giving testimony.
So Joe, two words: Murder...One.
So that means you have his name and address?
In the system...
[Long pause.]
Well, could you show it to me...please?
Well, when we get close to tool marks and ink processing, I'll call you.
If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.
Well. I've got goosebumps.
[A robber is about to draw a gun on Horatio.]
Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
They never listen.
[Calleigh and Speed are trying to find a counterfeiter's hideout.]
Didn't you use to date a girl at the Department of Water and Power?
I did, a long time ago, she hates me, why?
Well, it's just that it takes an awful lot of juice to run an offset printer, and the electrical bill of our counterfeit house would be...spiking...It's not that tough to ask...even if she hates you.
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