CSI: Miami Season 2 quotes

You've never made a mistake, Lieutenant?

Horatio

Not one I was forced to bury.

Alexx

[Explaining to Calleigh how their vic got an adrenaline shot.] Uma Thurman, "Pulp Fiction."

[Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?

He doesn't live here anymore.

Where does he live?

He doesn't.

Horatio

You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves.

Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard!

Horatio

Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.

Alexx

Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.

Alexx, we just gave the...

Alexx

Timmy, I know.

Calleigh

People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.

Alexx

Is that true?

Calleigh

Yeah.

Alexx

Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.

Calleigh

What is that? Some kind of lotion?

Looks like skin moisturizer.

Calleigh

Great! Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.

Horatio

[To a suspect] Dale. Dale? Are you a sexual predator?

Horatio

Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it.

Eric

Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.

Calleigh

I know, your eyes were cooked.

Tripp

Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.

Eric

Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.

Alexx

Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.

Alexx

Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?

Eric

Everybody's a comedian!

Horatio

So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?

Yeah.

Horatio

And they say that chivalry is dead.