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S4 E11Payback

Looking to buy?

Not in this lifetime Alexx, there was a piece of sculpture here.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking it was the murder weapon.

Tell you this, it was personal, fueled by rage.

And nobody has more than a rape victim.

S4 E12The Score

RMr. Reynolds

I bet they call you a secretary with a gun when you're not around.

Actually, I type as well as I shoot.

Don't tell anyone this, but I think she's got a thing for H.

Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!

Okay, see, here's what I don't get- you're getting ready to jump in bed and you're looking for a closet?

TMTodd Manning

This jacket cost fifteen hundred bucks!

Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?

Did he have a belt pack with him?

Mmm hmm, boy had some freaky stuff in it too.

Pack of breath mints, condoms, doesn't sound so freaky.

He had a bag of lint.

Oh yeah, they hand those out at the seminars, they're like, uh, props for pick-up artists.

What ever happened to dinner and a movie?

S4 E13Silencer

[On looking like Jake Gyllenhaal.] It's in the eyes. I get it all the time.

[laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?

[Looking at the result of Cooper's server search.] ... And that's the IP-address, right?

You catch on, that's cute.

JTJim Trinner

[Being caught out having adulterous sex in his pool with his neighbor.] I know this doesn't look good...

Well, this is about as far from good as anything could look...

Nice business dress. Probably on a break and got caught in the crossfire.

That's what happens when worlds collide.

S4 E14Fade Out

[About a screenplay written by two college guys.]

What are the first 40 pages about?

Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.

Is that it?

Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.

NNorman

I'm a movie producer. I glorify violence, I don't engage in it.

[Finding a match in CODIS.]

Norman Stein.

In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.

Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!

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