Ryan': I can't get past this second level... because you keep shooting me!
What?
No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
S4 E9Urban Hellraisers
Nothing about this makes sense, the vault's untouched, there are eight telestations filled with cash and they only rob one.
Then attempted a rape in the middle of a hot crime. Nothing they've done was logical.
Maybe not to us.
What's going on Horatio?
Alexx, Miami has a new breed of criminal.
Mr. Wolfe, they seem to be recreating a game.
A video game.
Which explains why they robbed a bank and tossed the money.
That's why they killed people without provocation, none of this is real to them.
It will all be very real soon Mr. Wolfe. Quite real.
CAChris Allen
Guys, I'd love to help really, but if you want to know what's in the game, well, I suggest you play it.
In the meantime Detective Tripp here is going to arrest you for obstruction of justice.
S4 E10Shattered
Take your clothes off.
JJohnny
What?! Why?
Because we said so.
JJohnny
[Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
That's not too sly, sweetheart, we had 9-mil casings at the scene. You wanna explain that?
DND-Nasty
Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
No such thing.
Cameras, maps, guns... Oh my.
MMerrick
May the best man win.
I intend to.
What are you doing here?
I just live up the street and I heard all the sirens, what's going on?
You live up the street, in this area?
It's a long story.
Well it can't be a bad one if it ended up in this neighborhood/
I assume I got this house-call because you don't want an emergency eye exam on your county medical record.
Well you never know what some county doctor will come up with, it's probably just some pinkeye.
Pinkeye huh? In the same eye you had a big rusty-ass nail sticking out of two weeks ago.
This is not about Eric is it? This is about you and me.
RSRick Stetler
I don't have time for this Horatio.
I want an answer.
RSRick Stetler
You want an answer.
Mmm hum.
RSRick Stetler
Okay I'll give you an answer. Your name wasn't the only one on Lieutenant's list for promotion, I scored better than you, I interviewed better than you, and I don't know what favor you pulled for the chief, but the promotion was mine, now the only thing I can do to make Lieutenant is this IAB crap and everybody hates IAB.
Don't punish my lab over it.
RSRick Stetler
I'm just evening the score.
This is a dangerous game.
RSRick Stetler
It's one I intend to win.
S4 E11Payback
HHammett
Is my client now a suspect in a murder investigation?
We're sure as hell not here to sip tea, Hammett.
KDr. Kessler
Dr. Woods, this is my fifth year as attending thoracic surgeon. Do you have any idea how many people are out there living happy, healthy lives because of me? Try sticking to the dead ones.
Try not sending them to me.
What's that? Plan B?
More like Plan W.
I had a great time last night.
Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.
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