CSI: Miami quotes

Ryan

[About the Mala Noche.] New Mafia, my ass!

Cooper

[About Erica Sykes.] She's hot.

Ryan

She's a case against the First Amendment.

I told you when you came to me those many years ago, with blood on your hands, that it's not about the life you took, but the lives you make different in the here and now. That's what God is judging you on.

Horatio

I know what my penance is!

So why are you here?

Horatio

I need you to tell me.

When you've done enough, Horatio, you'll know.

You coming to confess a new sin?

Horatio

No, same one.

You're angry.

Horatio

Father, I am... I am confused.

Well guilt takes many forms.

Alexx

[About the victim.] No soot in his lungs; no esophageal burning.

Ryan

He was already dead when he got on the Gannons' boat.

Alexx

Look at my boy, all grown up.

Calleigh

Run and shoot, Ryan, our crime scene is going under.

Tripp

He ran head-on into a stone wall. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Looks to me like it was just a freak accident...

Eric

Or the perfect crime!

Horatio

Frank, we got to move quick; the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene.

Calleigh

Anger management?

Ryan

No, just an experiment.

Calleigh

[To Thomas Woodward, a suspect.] Water puts you on the murder scene. Evidence puts your hands on her neck.

You're crazy.

Horatio

You're guilty.

Tripp

Looked like you were about to bust out in a 40-yard dash!

My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.

Horatio

Put it on my tab, okay?

What are you doing?

Dancing.

With your tongue? Total lesbo.

Don't be a buzzkill.

You're wasted!

So?

So, so I'm two shots behind.

Tripp

Are you stuck on stupid? Just do it!