Delko, what the hell are you doing?
[Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.] Apprehending the suspect.
S3 E15Identity
S3 E16Nothing To Lose
[Frank questions an inmate about his missing identification wristband.]
Where's your wristband?
CECyrus Everton
I lost it.
Do I have "stupid" written all over my bald head?
S3 E17Money Plane
Excuse me, Calleigh Duquesne with the Crime Lab. What's in the bags, Mr. Walsh?
SSean
What else, checks.
No bodies this time?
Mrs. Townsend, your daughter's charity was for runaway girls... your models are wearing bikinis.
A Virt-topsy?
Yes, a virtual autopsy is not covered in the injunction.
Ha! Any excuse to try something new.
[Ryan notices a vibe when Calleigh and Det. Hagen were talking.]
What was that about?
Complicated, he's been I.O.D.
I.O.D. What was the problem?
I don't know, something about a bad back.
[Cynical.] Hmm, yeah, I've heard that one before.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
You can tell me.
[Reluctant.] A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.
[Horatio finds Nick Marshall just before he boards a plane.]
You going somewhere, Nick?
NNick
I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.
I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.
NNick
You just don't quit, do you?
Not in my vocabulary!
[Police cars arrive with sirens, Horatio puts his sunglasses on.]
Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...
NNick
I created Caitlin Townsend.
Didn't give you the right to destroy her.
S3 E18Game Over
[Ryan and Calleigh interrogate a suspect.]
GTGame Tester
This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm... self-medicate. Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.
That's an interesting defense.
Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...
Childhood abuse?
Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."
[The victim's missing a foot.]
Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?
Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.
Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
Then how did the dead man hit the gas?
With help from the living.
Hello, Maxine. Maxine?
Oh, Dr. Woods!
Hi.
Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.
S3 E19Sex & Taxes
Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
IBIRS Agent Boone
Mmm... No.
[Horatio pulls his cell phone out.]
Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial. Do you want to call him... or should I?
[Calleigh and Ryan process a car.]
Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.
Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.
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