CACSI Accounting Tech
You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.
You bragging or d'you have something for me?
S3 E19Sex & Taxes
Can you think of anyone who might have especially hated Simon?
IBIRS Agent Boone
We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.
There's a lot of blood.
Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
TDTimothy Dawson
[About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?
Some of us do.
RERussell Edge
She's a liar!
Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
That's two in one day.
IRS agents.
That's correct.
Think there's any connection?
It's tax season.
S3 E20Killer Date
All these sheers and no one saw the murder?
In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.
[About reporting Eric's lost badge to IAB.]
Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.
Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?
Eric [to IAB Rick Stetler] That's a bunch of psychobabble...crap.
KKayle
Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.
Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.
KKayle
Like I said, I'll get right on it...so these were at the "scene of the crime"?
You could say that.
[The first set of prints matches a man. Joseph gives Eric a look.]
Try again.
[Calleigh and Ryan process a bed-murder-scene, they find a white substance on the sheets.]
Biological?
[Rubbing the substance.] Salty.
I'm not going to say anything.
Margarita salty.
Actually, we want you to do it.
You got a broken arm again?
It's, uh, a sticky situation and we need to be above reproach.
All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.
[Smiling.] All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.
S3 E21Recoil
[Frank interrogates a suspect who's car crashed with him in it. The man was holding an umbrella.]
I ran into you this morning, literally... then you show up at our little shootout with this.
SSuspect
I have a skin condition, sun's harmful.
So is video surveillance when you're trying to kill someone.
[Frank gets into a car accident and gets a cut on his head.]
Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.
DDispatcher
Code 18, any victims?
Yeah, there's a victim, me!
This guy, he took the expressway--16 stories down.
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