[Horatio and Tripp find a boat smugling RPG launchers.]
That's great, we've got one empty case here and 10 full ones out there.
The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous.
S3 E9Pirated
I've got nothing to say.
Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.
How 'bout you answer our questions?
[mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
Darryl...
I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.
We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts. And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out. Because we never close!
Ever!
You, my friend, just went from selling cars...to making license plates.
(To Darryl) O.K, let's start with what happened to your eye partner.
I tripped and fell
Onto a rocket launcher?
S3 E10After The Fall
You were waiting by the phone, Rick?
Delko's our only witness, I got questions.
Fair enough, but make it quick, Eric has a real job.
Hey, Alexx, I need an unbiased opinion.
Ha! Ha! People only say that when they already know the answer and they're shopping for someone to agree with them.
You are very smart.
That much I know, honey.
This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.
All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?
You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
You do if you've got something to hide.
[Horatio believes Stetler hit Yelina.]
Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...
Yes, especially with a woman. Right, Rick?
There is no woman in this case.
There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!
You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.
[Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?
[Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!
Twisted minds think alike.
You know, the truth was there the whole time, if you had bothered to investigate...
You don't know my job.
Lucky for you, I know mine.
Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!
S3 E11Addiction
[Talking to an AA group visiting the morgue, showing them a car crash victim, Glen Monroe.]
He chose to drink and drive, so you remember Glen Monroe, and deal with your problem before you make it mine.
[Horatio and Ryan go through some evidence.]
What about Sal's tie?
Nope, nothing.
What about inside Sal's tie?
[Horatio grabs a scalpel and cuts the tie open. There's blood inside.]
Horatio, I, mmm... didn't know... I don't know what to say.
Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.
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