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S3 E11Addiction

Guy forces a couple on a ride, crashes the car, kills the woman, leaves the money. That doesn't sound like any car-jacking I've ever heard of.

Join the club.

You know, even the best of families have bad apples.

MCMorgan Coleman

And the rest of us pay...

Y'know back in Patrol we would call something like that 'hinky'

You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.

S3 E12Shootout

Why would Ana Garcia willingly give us the murder weapon?.

Either she doesn't know or she's a great actress. She claimed she was just making the bed.

Well, I guess now she's going to have to lay in it.

So you're admitting you killed Calvin?

GMGang Member

You know my homeboy, Hector, he wanted a chance, just got jumped in... he wanted his first. I said go ahead, unfortunately homeboy was a bad shot. I took a murderer off the streets, man, just like you. Case closed, Ese.

How civic-minded of you.

[To a gang member.] ...two dead, four injured, a phone call you made produced quite a hefty body count and, in my world, that's called accessory to felony murder.

...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.

So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.

Frank, I understand that you and Ramon have some history.

Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea-high! You're getting' up there, Ramon. Are you out of your teens yet?

RMRamon Morales

Twenty-one.

Wow! We're talking adult diapers with your crowd. Congrats on still breathing!

PDParts Dealer

A sick dub-deuce like that gets me like ten grand! I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...

I imagine most in your "client base" aren't Boy Scouts...

S3 E13Cop Killer

This is my case. I don't need you to tell me how to run it.

RRebecca

Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.

So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?

Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.

[Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.

Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...

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