Dan Cooper quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Hey, Coop.

Cooper

Hey, what are you guys doing here?

Calleigh

I think that we would like to ask you the same question.

Eric

Let me see your wallet.

Calleigh

Show him your wallet, Dan.

Cooper

[Takes out his wallet.] I don't know what's going on...

Eric

Your name is not Tim Speedle.

Cooper

Eric. Listen to me, OK? It's not what you think.

Eric

[Angry.] Your name is not Tim Speedle! [Eric throws the wallet and credit card on the table and walks away.]

Calleigh

You know what? I would ask you for an explanation, but I just don't think I'd get one.

Cooper

You know I want to be a CSI. And you guys, you speak so highly of the guy. I just thought I'd check Speedle's locker, see what he's all about. And... saw the credit card and it's... not like he'd miss it.

Calleigh

[Confused.] Why'd you use it?

Cooper

There was two hundred dollars credit on there...

Calleigh

Dan!

Cooper

It was free money.

Calleigh

[Getting angry.] You've charged over twenty-three hundred dollars.

Cooper

I... I know, it... it got out of hand.

Calleigh

It's fraud.

Cooper

It was a mistake, Calleigh, it was a big mistake. It won't happen again.

Calleigh

I know. It's over.

Cooper

What are you saying? The Lab, they gave Ryan another chance.

Calleigh

Ryan broke protocol. You have broken the law!

Cooper

Calleigh... Speedle's dead. I mean... no one got hurt.

Calleigh

[Upset.] You don't think Eric got hurt? You don't think I'm hurt? What about the people that Speedle gave his life for?

Calleigh

You have until tomorrow morning to turn yourself in, after that I'm going to put out a warrant for your arrest.

Eric Delko

[pounding on the door; door breaks open] Where is she?

Dan Cooper

I don't know!

Eric Delko

What the hell are you doing, huh? What are you doing, Cooper? [Eric shoves Cooper to the ground]

Dan Cooper

I was just having a little bit of fun, man, all right? Little Miss Perfect needed to be taken down a notch or two. So I videotaped her. So what?

Eric Delko

Videotape? You've been harassing her on the website, and now she's missing.

Dan Cooper

Well, Calleigh's a big girl, she can take care of herself.

Eric Delko

She can take care of herself? You posted her new number on the website!

Dan Cooper

It's not against the law.

Eric Delko

Yeah? What if some felon, what if some felon calls her out to a location, huh? You think about that? [Dan is silent] Yeah, that's what I thought. If something happens to her, Cooper, I'm going to come back here and kill you.