Frank Tripp quotes from CSI: Miami

Frank

[to Ryan] So I need you, my favorite dust monkey...

Tripp

Ryan! I have no idea where the hell this guy came from. Some say First, some say Elm, one guy even said he came down on a damn spaceship.

Frank

[after he, Calleigh, and a patrol officer walk into an ambush] Calleigh's in there pulling rounds out of the wall. I'm glad they're not pulling 'em out of me.

Horatio

You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause.

Tripp

The probable cause is that she's a stripper, she's a junkie, and she's a whore.

Horatio

She's also a human being.

Tripp

And now she's a corpse.

Horatio

The husband is dead... the wife is dead...

Tripp

The Russian's dead.

Horatio

Yes. Let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler.

You're the investigator in the dispo case that resulted in two tragic deaths. You mind if I ask you a few questions for our viewers?

Tripp

Yeah.

Tripp

Saw your friend out front. Guy thinks he's Tom Brokaw.

Horatio

If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness.

Horatio

[To the tweakers.] Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please. Left hand.

Tripp

[To one of the tweakers.] Your other left hand, Scruffy.

Tripp

Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.

Eric

Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.

Calleigh

Can you be my bodyguard?

Tripp

Only if I can call you Whitney.

Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.

Horatio

And you're about to do some more.

Tripp

I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.

Horatio

Welcome home.

Horatio

I notice there's, hmmm... blood on your jacket.

It's a busy afternoon.

Tripp

Yeah, your client got shot, nice work.

Horatio

Is Mr. Large talking?

Tripp

Not to the cops.

Horatio

OK, but the press is fine.

Tripp

Yeah, no doubt this little incident will push his release to number one.

Horatio

Yes, number one... with a bullet.

Tripp

Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.

Eric

Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.

Tripp

You're under arrest, Slick.

Horatio

Byron, have a nice stay.