Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Ryan

What about your son? You just left him there?

What could I do?

Calleigh

Be a human being for starters.

Clavo said he was gonna give me a hundred grand, I'd finally get to pay my car off.

Ryan

You put a bullet in my partner's brain. I don't give a damn about your car.

Ryan

I'll run it against the husband.

Alexx

All the parties on that block, honey, I'd run it against the entire neighborhood.

Eric

You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.

Ryan

Well, they were running for their lives, it was hardly a track meet.

Alexx

What d'ya find?

Ryan

The rest of his head.

Alexx

Hey!

Ryan

Yeah?

Alexx

CSI Wolfe, mitts off, honey. Body parts are mine. Stick to the physical evidence!

Calleigh

It's a guilty pleasure. [Calleigh opens her locker and removes a magazine.] I've not read it yet, but Holly Reese is on the cover. She just went to rehab.

Ryan

Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.

Ryan

Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.

Nathan Atherton

Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.

Ryan

And your mother was very angry?

Nathan Atherton

Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.

Ryan

Mr. Atherton! That's enough. You're under arrest for assault, obstruction of property, and disturbing the peace.

Throw the book at him, officer!

Ryan

Mrs. Atherton... book's gonna hit you, too.

Ryan

These lasers are dividing the whole house in half. The court ordered it until the divorce was final.

Horatio

Welcome... to divorce... of the future.

Ryan

Hey Frank, I got your message. What's the emergency?

Tripp

I got a, uh... suspect that's giving me the silent treatment.

Ryan

Oh yeah? You need my, uh... superior interrogation skills to work him over?

Tripp

Keep dreaming, bud. He asked for you.

Ryan

I don't have that kind of money.

Michael

You make this go away, your debt goes with it.

Ryan

We're done having this conversation.

Calleigh

Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. You look different. Must be the eyeliner.

Ryan

I wear makeup now. You must think it's pretty, uh, pretty silly.

Calleigh

No, that wasn't the adjective I was looking for.

Ryan

I'm not going to abandon this team.

Horatio

[Puts his sunglasses on.] And we, Mr. Wolfe, are not going to abandon you.

Eric

You're late, pal. What, did you get, uh, stuck in the makeup chair?

Ryan

That's very funny.

Ryan

What do you think I should I do?

Natalia

Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.